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crotch

To smash someone in the groin, especially a male and especially with a blunt object. Ouch, Bertuzzi just crotched MacInnis!

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bible

An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday.

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alcohol

A substance found in beer (except American beer) and several other beverages that makes you excessively happy, sad, belligerent or horny. It allows white men to dance and ugly men to get laid (when...

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fudge packer

A machine used in the O Henry bar factory, which inserts THAT BIG CHUNK OF FUDGE in the middle. Oh no, the fudge packer broke down! Stop the conveyor!

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Zug

The world's only comedy site. I soiled myself laughing at Zug's website.

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assconsultant

One who has amassed so much experience handling gay ass that he has is now qualified for consultancy. I suspect that our new boss is a bit of an assconsultant.

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dogfucker

A lazy person. See Fucking the dog. You haven't even started working on your essay yet? Honestly, you're the biggest dogfucker I've ever seen.

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Steak and Blowjob Day

Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical...

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obliverate

A combination of 'oblivion' and 'obliterate'. Basically means exactly the same as 'obliterate'. Used in two different Front Line Assembly songs on their 2004 album 'Civilization'. From the song...

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shin-shi shin-shi

Insertion of the penis into the earhole. Our bellies distended and mouths glistening from goat meat, we decided to try a little shin-shi shin-shi, my lover and I.

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meat sneaker

A threat. Related to "...break my foot off in your ass." Can be used against one or two opponents. "I will wear you like a meat sneaker.""I'm gonna bend you guys over and turn you into my meat...

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frunk

1. Short for "fighting drunk". Someone who has had too much beer and is picking fights.2. Short for "fucking drunk". Just very, very drunk. 1. Dave is totally frunk, he just punched out that...

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Bombignant

A denizen of Chilitown. Sheriff: "My Bombignants! My Bombignants! Can you tell me what happened here?"

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